so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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