we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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