it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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