He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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