Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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