After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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