piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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