We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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