He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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