May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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