Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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