We're like a lot better than the average bears
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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