redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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