Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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