im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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