Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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