Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
is wine microwaveable?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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