No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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