is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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