what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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