did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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