My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
