CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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