i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just cropdusted the office
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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