I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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