Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Randomize
