Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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