oh fat girl friday strikes again...
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
