I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
