Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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You feel like going out tonight?

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Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself

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(815): View more from Illinois

walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.

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(206): View more from Washington

the night ended with taco bell and tears

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic

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(903): View more from Texas

I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.

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