Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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