Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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