i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Randomize
