it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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