ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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