what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The power of my boobs compel you
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Randomize
