My hair reeks of homosexuality.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
