I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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