I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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