We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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