i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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