He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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