On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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