the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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