My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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