I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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