garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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