Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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