: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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