what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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