Welp...herpes.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
