i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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