just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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