I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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