it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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