idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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