Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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