I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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